|These scientists know they could |
just buy mice at a pet store, right?
|Earlier, Abba-based experiments|
proved less than effective.
-Professor Randy Savage,
from the University of Pain
"If humans live in space for a long time then we will want to eat beefsteak."
-Professor Wakayama, who I
guess hasn't heard of beef jerky
|"Moon Vault, this is Commander Jenkins,|
I'm here to pick up...The Right Stuff.
Get it? Like the movie? But with sperm?"
|"Ok, no need to panic, I'll just fashion a|
crude rocket from the burnt out wreckage..."
"We are now trying to make clones from mouse feces, but so far, no success."
-Teruhiko Wakayama, not
one to rest on his laurels
Wow...the practical applications are unimaginable. As in, one can't possibly imagine what he's going to do with this technology. You know, I'm not super-clear on the line between science and mad-science, but I'm wondering if Professor Wakayama and his mouse shit clones from the moon isn't maybe approaching it...
|"They said I was mad, Mad! I'll show them, I'll show them all!"|
-Professor Wakayama from his
secret underground laboratory