|Sort of like how the Titanic became structurally compromised|
before dragging hundreds to a cold, watery grave.
|Pictured: James Comey, like us,|
struggles with the nausea his
terrible decisions have caused.
"It's makes me mildly nauseous to think we might have had some impact on the election."
-James Comey, former FBI Dir-
wait, that does he mean mildly?
|Like the new EPA science advisor|
Waitstill Winthrop,* seen here lighting
a woman on fire for witchcraft.
|Basically the President.|
|Above: The President trying to figure out|
how to select the poop emoji with his pen.
|"Hey, the President's got a point, and|
why would he lie? He's the President!"
"The Russia-Trump collusion story is a total hoax, when will this taxpayer funded charge end?"
-The President cleverly
throwing us off the trail
You know what's great about this tweet? Not only does he refer to himself in the third person, but he also suggests that we stop looking into this whole 'Russian collusion thing' because it's too expensive. I mean, how stupid does he think we are?
|Oh, right, fair point...|
|Pictured: Trump's letter to Director Comey.|
Not pictured: even a hint of irony.
"It is essential that we find new leadership for the FBI that restores public trust and confidence in its vital law enforcement mission."
-President Trump on the importance
of restoring confiden-wait, really?
|Nothing like a purge of your political enemies to help restore |
the American people's trust and confidence in your innocence.
*Ok, I'm making that up, but seriously.