|"Baby panda fat to be specific. We've spared no expense."|
-Some guy from the bank of England
|Pictured: that feeling you get when you|
eat a burger and absorb the cow's soul
and with it, its power. (source: science)
|Yes, they make vegan tattoo ink too,|
so you can still get that ohm tattoo,
you kambucha-swilling hippie.
|Please. I mean, look at this. |
This is a pie to these people.
At first it might sound like militant vegans loosing their shit over nothing, but anyone who's ever been the only vegetarian at a party where the only food is a meat-lover's pizza will tell you, 'no, you can't just pick it off.'
|So if the sausage on that pizza was say, made of cat,|
like, cat sausage, you'd just pick it off? Uh-huh. Thought so.