|Funny story, it turns out the future is ridiculous-looking and nobody|
wanted to pay fifteen hundred dollars to have the internet on their face.
|Pictured: some cool idiot.|
|Friendship and branding!|
Who doesn't want to mix those?
|"...and pull up those dungarees!|
Damn kids...got no respect."
-My grim future
The only upside I can see here is that future historians will appreciate the wealth of information we're leave behind. Every meal we eat, every check-in, every cry for help we put up on Facebook with deliberately vague wording so our friends will ask 'what's up?' or send us 'healing vibes' or whatever. Sure, they'll think we were a culture of neurotic narcissists, but at least their history books will have an accurate picture of our civilization.