|Galaxy huh? How's it feel to|
know you'll die alone?
|"Obviously I don't know what I |
really sound like. I'm in marketing".
"The reason to move on is courage. The courage to move on, do something that will benefit all of us."
-Phil Schiller, Apple's senior
VP of Marketing and Spin Wizardry
Wow. I mean, holy shit, that's downright inspirational. Could you imagine what this guy could have done had he turned his power of persuasion towards funding cancer research or the space program instead of shilling for a tech company?
|Eat your heart out Kennedy.|
Look, I'm not like a marketing...person...uh, marketeer? But I'd rather be lied to than bullshitted at. Just tell us it saves space or makes it cheaper or something. We'd all know it's not true, but at least we'd get to maintain the fiction that we're not just buying it because we're suckers for slick packaging or, even worse, peer pressure.
|Maybe they're confusing courage with hutzpah? Or unmitigated gall?|