|Pictured: everyone involved.|
Every year, a local Christian group called the Thomas More Society has been allowed to set up a nativity scene near the info-desk in the capitol building which, ok, is a questionable frittata of church and state, but whatever, who cares? It's Christmas.
|If your point can't be summed up in Sharpie |
on a poster board, you're doing it wrong.
|We agnosto-secular Vulcanologists settle|
our arguments the civilized way, with lirpas.
But is there maybe a better way to make the point than Grinching the shit out of everyones favorite crass, commercial pseudo-religious spend-a-thon?
|Above: The true meaning of Christmas. After all, Baby Jesus would |
totally want a Dora the Explorer talking backpack and a Chima Lego set.
|"Sharing? Compromise? Doesn't |
sound like my people..."
Or better yet, maybe the Atheists could have started their own holiday. Like, in June or something. We could have a barbecue, it'll be lovely. The point is they're not going to win anyone over by being assholes about Christmas.
|"Yup, cold and indifferent. That's how |
I like my universe. Hey, more ribs?"