|You might want to think about sticking a post-it over it or something...|
|I'm confused, these people seem to be|
outdoors and yet are having a good time...
Yup, the future was bright for Star Wars fans and it was only a matter of time before Disney gave us the one thing we've been asking for years: the original theatrical editions of the first three films. No more Aussie Boba Fett. No more CGI. Just Han murdering Greedo and Ewoks playing Yub Nub on a xylophone made of out Storm Trooper skulls.
|Above: As God intended.|
Why then, would Disney only re-release the universally despised Special Edition instead of giving us the option to choose the objectively superior original versions? Do they just hate the fans? A little, but mostly they just really love money. Apparently there is an un-touched version they're holding back so they can release it down the road and get us to once again buy these movies we've already seen a million times. And we're going to fall for it, just like we did the last three times they pulled this. Holy shit, what is wrong with us?
|Lots. There's lots wrong with us. Here. Take it. Just give us the good Star Wars movies...|