|Above: The cake-hole in question.|
|Go team white people!|
|Pictured: Just some of the fatherless,|
amoral Americans Rand Paul would
like to vote for him next year.
-Rand Paul, winning the
hearts and minds of voters
|Like this, but at night.|
Holy shit, when did the family structure collapse? And fathers? There are no fathers in Baltimore? That's um, I don't think that's entirely true...and he's saying that he could tell all this by looking out the window? Huh? The train window. Oh, didn't I mention? Paul just passed through Baltimore on the train:
"I came through the train on Baltimore last night, I'm glad the train didn't stop."
-Rand Paul, listing his qualifications
Gee, you'd think it'd take more than blowing through a town going 45 miles an hour to fully understand the complex societal underpinnings of what's going on there and around the country right now, but there you have it: no one in Baltimore has a dad, and that's why it's on fire. Thanks Rand!
|Hey Rand, you really should try the cake. It's hard for |
stupid to come out of your mouth when it's full of cake.