|In quantum mechanics, this is known as the multi-Worf theory of reality.|
|From left to right: dead, dead, bald,|
Shatner (also bald), alive, dead, alive.
This re-booted universe was similar to the original series from the 1960's but effectively overwrote it. Now Kirk is into the Beastie Boys, Spock and Uhura are totally doing it and Khan, originally an Indian Sikh played by an hispanic actor, is Benedict Cumberbatch.
|"Because science Kirk, because science."|
-Kahn on why he no longer
looks like Ricardo Monttalbán
|"Puny Hew-mons! Tremble before|
our strong third quarter earnings!"
While this is all still a rumor it does seem to jibe with the involvement of Nicholas Myers who directed both Star Trek VI and the action-y Wrath of Khan which is like everyone's favorite.
|Parallel Captain Archer fighting the Gorn|
on the Defiant. It's a fan-service smoothie.*
Yup, there's still hope that we might still get to see The Adventures of Captain Worf or a medical drama where the pompous Doctor from Voyager teams up with the arrogant doctor from Deep Space Nine.
|And they start a band.|
*if that reference made sense to you, pat yourself on the back. And then go outdoors, get some fresh air or something. You're looking a bit pale.