|"What? It's only unethical if it |
happens on non-islands."
-The Cayman Islands
Wait, corruption? At the highest echelons of power? Can you believe it? Huh? You have no trouble whatsoever believing it? Yeah, me neither.
|"You're not gonna believe it chief, money and power leading to corruption! Why, it's|
enough to make a guy lift his fedora and scratch his forehead in wonderment. What a scoop!"
|If Sigmunder David Gunnlaugson can't be|
trusted, then I don't know what to believe in.
Putin's spokesgoon (what? they're goons) said that the Kremlin had been getting 'a series of questions in a rude manner' lately and that reporters were trying to discredit the homophobic Russian strongman.
|"These reporters have been very, very rude to me and to my puppy, Ivan the Adorable."|
-Ex-KGB operative and Current President of Russia
|"How dare you besmirch our good names|
by pointing out our widespread corruption."
-The Rich and Powerful
Which yeah, I suppose it does. Shockingly, none of the papers implicate anyone in the U.S, which I can only assume is an oversight. That or America's wealthy elite are completely above-board and untainted by the corrupting allure of unchecked power and wealth.
|"Pwaaah ha ha ha ha!"|
-America's Wealthy Elite