|"Suck on it Christopher Marlowe..."|
|"Still with us? Splendid.|
We shall call you Cuthbert."
|Why don't they just |
stage Cliff's Notes?
|Above: I mean look at this fancy idiot.|
Age of Reason indeed. (source: history)
So happy Shakespeare's Birth/death-day! And if you have today off, why not crack open that copy of the collected works you have sitting on your shelf to make yourself look smart? Then give up, because it can be kind of chore and who are you trying to impress? Maybe watch the David Tennant Hamlet on PBS instead. Patrick Stewart is in it too so you can pretend The Doctor landed in Denmark to find Professor X sleeping with his mom.
|Hey Oregon Shakespeare Festival, have I got an idea for you!|