|You know, like Bigfoot if Bigfoot were an attention-starved media |
whore who was constantly telling other people how to live their lives.
|Ok, I have a hard time believing that two|
people could be such enormous assholes.
Huckabee was answering questions at a campaign stop in Jefferson Iowa at a Pizza Ranch where he-wait, what is it with Iowans and goddamn Pizza Ranch? Are there no other structures among the vast cornfields of Iowa in which to engage in political discourse?
|Spoiler alert: nope.|
|Above: Experts point out that we're|
just as likely to see centaurs when
Mike Huckabee is President.
"We'll see when I'm president."
-Mike Huckabee, noted fascist and Presidential
hopefu-wait, is he even trying to be President?
Holy shit man, I mean, holy shit. Why would he even say such a thing?
|No matter where someone is on the |
political spectrum, I think we can
all get behind cake and ice-cream.
Yeah, and now he saying that as President he might want to put armed troops between women and their doctors which would not only be reckless but wildly illegal. Which brings me back to my original point: Mike Huckabee can't possibly be for real. My worldview just will not accept that anyone can be this much of an unrepentant asshat.
|"America's about to get Huckapunched!"|
*not an actual quote.