|Although incidentally, those other things are probably going to be a problem...|
|It was the bananas foster of|
|"Remember kids, violence is never the|
answer...except when it totally is. Got it?"
So my question is how are we supposed to take this even a little seriously? No matter who writes, directs or stars in it, it's still a story about a mild-mannered space Prince with a bowl cut who disguises himself by taking off most of his clothes and then rides around on a talking green tiger. I'm not trying to be a nay-sayer here, but this has been tried before and the results were...well, they were this:
|Above: Dolph Lundgren getting laser-whipped by a pirate |
who's also a cyborg. Not pictured: the aforementioned cocaine.