|"Yeah, it's a pretty sweet deal. We get to sweat,|
have body hair and basically rule the planet."
A spa in Orange County, because of course it's in Orange County, will be among the first to offer a new microwave treatment for underarm hair. Yes, treatment because having hair under your arms is a disease that must be cured. You know, like leprosy.
|"Whoa, back up there Spotty, first I'll need to |
know who your health insurance company is."
|Hurray, a cure for sweating. Hey, do you|
think maybe we could work on cancer next?
|Dr. Horowitz™ is a registered trademark |
of miraSmooth©. All rights reserved.
"We are very excited about the recent FDA approval of the miraDry® system for hair removal. Our practice already uses the miraDry® system to treat patients for elimination of underarm sweat, but now we can use this same system for hair removal as well."
-Doctor® Jed Horowitz,
First of all do you suppose this guy actually says the '®' every time he invokes the name of miraDry? Secondly, if he's a doctor, should he really be shilling for a treatment that uses microwaves to cook your sweat glands to death? Do you mean to tell me there isn't some other less invasive alternative?
|Like maybe goddamn deodorant?|