|Above: I'm not kidding. It really is|
unlivable for like 5 months a year.
Anyway, researchers at the University of Rochester (the very same institution that last year proved all religions wrong) have invented a cloaking device. Yes a goddamn cloaking device. Freak out nerds, the future is here.
|"They can't have disappeared. No university optics program that small has a cloaking device."|
shortly before being
|"Could I get you to stand over there and look |
through the lens? Awesome. Now stand still..."
Just so I'm clear, it's not so much a cloaking device as it is an 'elaborate system of lenses,' right? Which, sure, is pretty damn impressive but if you're going to come out and call something a cloaking device, it should at least-
|"So you're not impressed? Tell me, how does your cloaking device work? What's that? |
You didn't invent one? Oh, maybe you should stop talking then. I've got science to do."
-Doctoral Student Joseph Choi,
putting me in my place and deservedly so
|Or you could ask people to do this and get|
the same effect for free. Suck on it, Choi.