Ok guys, what have we learned?

I don't know about you, but I liked the part where the President won. It's not that I think he's going to single handedly fix everything wrong in the world and usher in a magic age of wonder and unicorns, it's just that he's actually done a pretty good job.

Above: This was never really on the table.

Pictured: A butterscotch-coiffured
 symbol of all our social ills.

The GOP on the other hand was kind of hoping we didn't notice. They're like that. In fact, the entire Republican strategy seemed to be based on things like rape-analogies and Orc-hatred. Hell, Mitt Romney even asked business owners to threaten people's jobs if they didn't vote for him. Look, I'm not trying to help them out or anything but maybe if they'd stop acting like sanctimonious hate-balls we could all have a civilized discussion about important issues like grown-ups. Grown-ups don't pull shit like this. And this. Oh, and this.

Don't get me wrong, I like the simple choice between two parties. It's much easier than having to think, but they make it too easy. One party wants everyone to have healthcare. The other hates gay people, doesn't trust women and wants to pave the way for the Rapture. Guess who I'm gonna vote for.

"Sorry kids, looks like you'll have to endure the Tribulation.
Your father warned you about talking to gay people. Gotta go!"