|"We found this so-called Pizza ATM alongside some e-cigarettes |
and some red baseball caps inviting us to make America great
again. We're fairly certain this was the end for the humans."
|"Just like your Grandma used to extrude..."|
|Although if someone can figure out a|
way to stream pizza, they're screwed.
|"I get paid to unclog the sauce nozzle.|
If you want me to wash my hands
that's going to cost you extra..."
But I guess I'm not really the target audience for this thing. It probably sounds like a better idea if you're a college student whose kitchen facilities consist of a filthy common-area microwave and a hotplate then I guess that a hot, cheap meal ready in three minutes is pretty appealing for a generation that grew up with the instant gratification of Amazon Prime and streaming video. You know, until the cramps and intestinal woe that comes from subsisting on a diet of vending machine pizza sets in.
|"We love it! Not having to wait for pizza leaves us |
more time to contemplate our crushing student debt."