|Pictured: some goons.|
|Did her motorcade run over your dog?|
No? That's wh-huh? It did? Oh, oh, I'm
sorry, I didn't think-ok, but even so...
Look, we should elect her. In fact, we should elect the shit out of her. So while it's nice to say 'Go vote,' consider saying instead 'Go vote for the only reasonable person running. You know which one I mean. Here, I'll give you a hint, it's Hillary Clinton.'
|Can you believe the campaign turned my bumper sticker down?|