|Soon cloning technology will spare us from ever |
again having put up with teen angst and all the whining.
|Typically judges don't haul you into court |
to tell you you've been doing a good job.
From here on out it's just going to be a parade of increasing disappointments in the shitiness of our fellow Americans.
|Yes, I understand that this has nothing to do with the election and that|
Clinton actually won Minnesota, but for right now I'm just going to be
putting everything under the category of 'the red states can suck it,' ok?
|"What's next, dancing? Where does it end?|
Disrespect for authority that's where."
-The Dad from Footloose
|Above: Calgaro giving a statement to|
the press and-you'd think they could
give her a phone book or something
"...you know I asked him to wait until he was 18 to make any major decisions with his life, just hang on and you know, let time play out here and just wait until you're 18 to go about changing your name or your identity and uh, he was eager to have that done..."
-Anmarie Calgaro on why she's suing her own
daughter at the most vulnerable point in her life
|Instead of a 400% increase in the|
likelihood of being awesome.
|That's lawyers for you, always helping|
people who can't afford counsel. Jerks...
"Last year without my knowledge or consent, without any court hearings or legal process, without any involvement on my part whatsoever, a legal aide group who gives services to low-income people created a notice of emancipation for my fifteen year-old son..."
-Calgaro, on how-wait did she say son?