|What? Don't look at me like that, I said the election thing first...|
|It's an NES, but tiny. Nostalgia + tiny version|
of something = we nerds will buy anything.
|Or can't we cut a deal where Trump's|
just President of the red states? What?
Oh, like you'd ever set foot in Florida.
|Above: Wyoming-ians. Electorally|
speaking, they just count more then us.
Oh well, I suppose I can take solace in the idea that somewhere some eight-year old is going to find a tiny Nintendo under their Christmas tree and begin a life-long, yet sedentary love of classic video games and not going outside.
|...or a bunch of jerks bought them all up so they|
could resell them for three or five times as much.