|Above: An unrelated photo of a shirtless |
Vladimir Putin feeding his horse.
| Чао. It's Russian for 'ciao.' Yes,|
even their alphabet is lame.
|They were even decades ahead of us in |
the race to maroon a dog in space.
|Goddamnit, I thought I'd make it |
through this one without bringing
up the mighty misogy-goon.
Look, I don't want to tell Vladimir Putin how to run the rusted-out husk of our former Cold War nemesis. I mean, I get we're kind of a mess to, but you can get gay married in Arkansas. Yeah, Arkansas is more progressive than Russia. Enjoy.
|Pictured: The lesbian couple in the perfume ad currently shaking |
traditional Russian culture to its very foundation. Brava ladies, brava.