|Above: Ensign Monroe about to get a face full |
of awesome...also, super-heated plasma.
|Pictured: Spock nerve pinching Khan atop|
a flying garbage truck in Into Darkness.
Not Pictured: cohesive story-telling.
|Above: Picard discovers what it must be like|
trying to communicate with Star Trek fans.
|You see the Jem'hadar are-you know what? |
I'll spare you the explanation. Just know
that it's an apt analogy and move on.
Anyway, January of 2017 sounds far off, but really it's only fourteen months away. Just fourteen months to move to LA and convince CBS that I'd be perfect for the role of Th'rah'ssk'Kdhke'll, the spunky young Andorian Starfleet Captain who leads the crew of the Enterprise-H into thrilling new adventures...and also enjoys tennis, I guess...
|Here's an artist's rendering of the role I was born to play.|
Incidentally, the internet is full of some seriously weird shit.