Of course not, so the only other explanation must be some horseshit scare tactics rolled out by conservative groups with persecution complexes. But what could possibly frighten Houstonites out of an equal rights ordinance? Oh right...bathrooms. Goddamn bathrooms.
|Pictured: This asshole. Am I right?|
|"I told you Yahweh takes gender-|
based bathroom assignments seriously!"
|"Dearly beloved, we are legally compelled|
to gather here today by city ordinance..."
|Holy shit, is this like a thing in Houston?|
And ok, yeah, men who fake gender dysphoria so they can sneak into the women's restroom for sexual gratification would be a horrible thing if it actually happened, but it doesn't. It's paranoid fear-mongering and yesterday's vote sucked. I mean, is our weird bathroom baggage more important than the right to be treated like people? And speaking of, is it me or is it kind of screwed that we put so much emphasis on our bathroom assignments? Seriously, we all need to calm down...
|"Just checking. My religion requires that I only excrete |
waste in the presence of other biological males."