|Pictured: the permanent and instantly accessible |
repository of everything we do and say. Also porn.
|No really, is anyone surprised |
by him at this point? Like at all?
|Above: Trump's allegedly sober and|
of sound mind supporters, allegedly.
Oh, by the way, Kovaleski suffers from a congenital joint condition which I mention because it's going to be important in a minute. At a campaign rally in South Carolina on Tuesday, Trump called out Kovaleski on his refutation of Trump's claim that he claimed (still with me?) that the 9/11 parties happened. And by 'called out' I mean did his Kovaleski impression which included his funny, funny imitation of his physical disability. Awesome. But that's not the stupidest part. The stupidest part was when he tweeted:
|Pictured: Trump's tweet about-you know, I don't even think I need to caption this one.|
|Here's a shot of Kovaleski compared|
with Trump's 'flustered reporter.'
I think we owe Trump an apology.
"I merely mimicked what I thought would be a flustered reporter trying to take back a statement he made long ago."
-Donald Trump on how we're the idiots
and he's just really good at improv
You know, it's bad enough that he has to take this guy's physical condition and use it to get a laugh out of the slobbering redstate hyenas who will one day vote for him, but to suggest that everyone who's offended is just reading into something that isn't there insults us all. Like, we can click on any one of hundreds of video links and watch him mock the guy. That's how the internet works. Just say you're sorry and stop being such an asshole.
|See those people with cameras? They're not following you around|
because they enjoy your winning personality and pleasant disposition.