|Above: Jerry Brown sitting on a beer bike and signing the Beer Bike Bill|
into law. He also signed a bill yesterday that makes doctor assisted suicide legal
in California which-wait, he did go back to his office for that one, right?
|'Drunk: The only way to experience |
beautiful downtown Minneapolis!'
-The Twin City Tourism Board
Yes, I know that we love things that are also other things. Phones that are cameras. Chicken sandwiches with bread that is also chicken. But can we, as a species, seriously not just sit down and enjoy a beer with our friends? I mean, is the throbbing pulse of Minneapolis' city center really not enough without having to drink? Ok, bad example, go back to my first one.
|Pictured: A bunch of losers drinking at an |
old-fashioned, stationary bar. Bo-ring...