|"Hey, did you see the part when the guy kicked |
the thing? That was the best. I sure love the sports."
|Thanks football, thanks for nothing...|
|"Alright, products! We love those!|
Hey, after the game, let's go buy some!"
And why is everyone upset with Katy Perry for lip-syncing the half-time show? I mean, you're probably watching her on TV either way, so why do you care?
|Sorry to disappoint, but Katy Perry is not only not singing live, but she's |
also not four inches tall and living in your television, so cut her some slack.
|Pictured: Rome being sacked by the Vandals|
who, I'm assuming, were sick of the Romans
and their stupid, pretentious numerals.
Why then are we asking people with sports-related head injuries, and sports-watching related inebriation to parse out history's most hilarious mathematical system?
|"Woo! Time for Superbowl X...L, extra-large? No. L is fifty? So L minus X?|
What's that, forty? Then, I, X...You know what? Screw it, let's see if tennis is on."