|"Oh shit, I forgot Joe Pesci's birthday..."|
-Some old lady
Moore's accusations of judicial overreach might've sound half-plausible if they weren't coming from the same guy who was once fired from his job as Chief Justice because he wouldn't take down his Ten Commandments monument from the Alabama Supreme Court building (no, you're thinking of the guy who did the exact same thing in Oklahoma).
|Above: Alabama's earliest history.|
You know, 6000 years ago.
-Roy Moore, the guy in
charge of the law in Alabama
Holy shit, that's not a legal opinion, that's a religious condemnation of gays handed down from the bench. I'm pretty sure Moore's job is to review lower court rulings. That's it. It's not to try and nullify higher court decisions because he feels they conflict with his interpretation of the Bible. At least, I don't think that's his job. But then again, this is Alabama we're talking about, so who knows?*
|Hey Roy, can you do this? No? Then shut up.|
*Sorry Alabama, but you did vote this guy into office. Like, twice.