|Don't feel bad Doogie, in a week this |
is all anyone will be talking about...
|Birdman: the story of a man who can't be taken |
seriously as an actor after playing a superhero.
I'm sure we all know what that's like...
By far the most post-Oscar attention has been going to Patricia Arquette for pointing out that it's 2015 and women still somehow don't have pay equality.
|After making her acceptance speech, Arquette|
was hurried offstage by a furious Jesus Christ.
|Ok, fine, that was mean, but bear in mind that|
he gets $54 million to act. Also, he's Iron Man.
And while we're on the subject, does anyone else think it's weird that there's a best actor and a best actress award? Like, why are there two awards for the same thing? There aren't best director and best lady director categories. Shouldn't Julianne Moore have won Best Actor instead of Best Actor With A Vagina?
|Above: Juliane Moore girl-won the Best Actress for Still Alice in which |
she lady plays a woman with early onset female Alzheimer's disease.