|Next, Dr. Golubovic and her team plan to |
investigate the dynamics of turtle stacking.
To unlock this mystery that has baffled humankind since the dawn of never, Golubovic and her team put 118 tortoises on their backs and then watched as they thrashed around trying to right themselves.
|"Wha-what are you doing? You asshole! What'd you do that for?"|
|Who knows? Perhaps this study will |
someday lead to un-flippable smart cars.
I know most of the easy discoveries like fire and electricity have already been taken, but there must other things to investigate, like a unified field theory for example. Or a maybe a limitless, clean source of energy? Hey, how about a cure for all known diseases? Like, are we even working on that anymore?
|Hey scientists, we live in the future, don't we deserve holodecks?|