|That's right trekkies, we may finally learn how Khan managed to stay|
so buff and leathery while stranded on a barren, hostile planet for 15 years!
|"Mike Nichols? Start trekking a |
Conrad? Say, that sounds keen!"
|Ok, I did warn you.|
Look, I liked The Wrath of Khan. I did. But I didn't like it because Khan's story was particularly interesting, I liked it because there was a good story. It's about friendship and getting older and why you shouldn't stick your face in the warp core. It's a good movie.
|Pictured: Spock sticking his face right in the goddamn warp core.|
|This is Akuta. Kirk didn't like his |
society's machine-god, so he phasered
it to death. Where's his mini-series?
|"It's a story that must be told. Again. For some reason."|