|Look at these grown-ass adults having fun.|
Please, explain to me why people even go outside.
|Fortunately for Nintendo, most nerds have a|
over-developed nostalgia gland and an
atrophied 'good decisions about money' gland.
|"Whoa, whoa, we have enough |
money thank you very much..."
-Nintendo to fans
|You see that's funny because...well, Karate|
Champ was a shit game and...never mind.
|Above: Star Fox cosplayers or |
possibly furries. It's a thin line.
|Don't let it get to you. They're|
|Pictured: A barbecue-flavored|
example of artificial scarcity.
The official line is that this is a limited run so they can focus on the 3DS and the Switch which makes sense...if their factory is located in Brigadoon.
|"Sure, the bag pipes wear thin after awhile, but we couldn't pass up the tax incentives|
Oh, and it turns out OSHA can only inspect us once very 100 years, so, it's a good fit for us."
-A spokesperson for
Nintendo of Brigadoon
|Above: basically heroin. And I'm not|
sure if I think that's good thing or not.