|"So you're aliens who look just like humans but with pointy ears|
and robes. Huh...the universe is surprisingly budget conscious..."
|You hear that universe? The Earth is ripe|
for the picking! And our puny weapons are
no match for your advanced technology!
|Yes, like Tesla owners, but with the ability|
to harness matter/anti matter reactions.
Anyway, it's probably pretty naive to assume that the mere arrival of technologically advanced aliens will be enough to make us get over murdery tendencies, and it's also probably not a great idea to pin all our hopes for peace on to the mathematically insignificant chance that alien contact that will save us form ourselves. But at least we can celebrate the reason for the season by taking 20% off Star Trek merchandise on the Star Trek website. Yes, seriously. I guess that's another holiday ruined by commercialism.
|"Ruined? Or made awesome?"|
-Quark, son of Keldar