|In Driskell's defense, the bleak endless expanse that is Nebraska would drive anyone batty.|
|I think there's a joke here, but I can't hear|
it over the deafening sound of historical
irony. At least I think it's irony...
Speaking of two thirds of the holy trinity, why can't they file a lawsuit themselves? I realize that arguing with someone like Sylvia Driskell is a little like arguing with the color green, but I'd really like to understand how her brain works.
|Pictured: An artist rendering.|
|"But it's such a schlep..."|
|"The court finds the defendants |
guilty...of being fabulous."
Look, I'm not saying that God and Jesus don't deserve their day in court to address all the terrible things that gay people have done to them by existing and being so gay. I am however saying that Sylvia Driskell is obviously a crazy person and probably shouldn't be left unsupervised. Besides, shouldn't Jesus be suing the ancient Romans instead?
|"Hey! Turn that off. I said no video!"|
-Some Roman Soldier