|Man, Christians ruin everything...|
|"And that, children, is the story of how|
online retailers increased revenue by
17% in 2012. It was a cyber-miracle."
|30% off kid's fashions at Kohls?|
Wow, resistance really is futile!
I mean, what is it about sitting on our collective asses, staring unblinkingly at the computer screen and clicking the checkout button that makes us like cyborgs?
|Above: A part human, part machine, soulless automaton|
saving big on name-brand merchandise-oh, now I get it...