|Seriously, British people cannot get enough tea.|
It's like us with the assault rifles.
|Where do you think that kid came from?|
Yup, British people doin' it, probably
in a box. A sex box.
Of course this does raise the question of what the hosts will be doing to fill the time while their guests are having box-sex. My vote is for everyone to run around in circles to that music from the Benny Hill Show.
|Pictured: What studio audiences will be staring at for 10-40 minutes.|
Not pictured: awkward jokes about wining the Sex Box home version.
|It turns out that sometimes|
the pizza guy really is
just there to deliver pizza.
Unsurprisingly, Americans are already uncomfortable. Here, watch this clip from Good Morning America. Host Lara Spencer can't bring herself to introduce the segment without tittering uncomfortably like a fifth-grader watching the So you're going through puberty... video in sex ed. They even called the segment 'Going too far?' so viewers at home wouldn't think for a moment that ABC approves of people having the sex. Holy shit, do we need Sex Box USA.
|Sex in front of a live studio audience! Going too far! |
TV show features intimate moments! Hey guys, I think
you forgot to mention the donkey show...