|They will however use tiny naked babies with wings wielding|
forks and fighting for control of a plate of spaghetti because...uh...Europe?
|Hey Guido, why don't you try another|
brand. Here, eat a big ol' bag of this one.
-Guido Barilla, chairman of Barilla Pasta
...really? His parents named him Guido?
|Above: A guy who doesn't know|
when to keep his penne-hole shut.
|"A family? No, we just found this kid on the |
ground and decided to raise it together."
Oh, and just out of curiosity, why is a radio show interviewing the chairman of Barilla in the first place? I know it's Italy, and pasta's probably a bigger deal there, but for real, who's tuning in for that?
By the way, I don't know if you clicked on the first link, but the BBC article totally wins for most adorable headline. Behold: