|"Q4 was looking pretty grim, but fortunately some idiot bought one of our|
power cords instead of picking up a third-party one on Amazon for like 20 bucks.
We're ok for now, but we are screwed if people start figuring this out."
-Steve, CFO Apple Inc.
|Although that would be rad.|
|Above: Normal wear and tear.|
So why in the name of hell did I just give Apple another $80? Why will I probably spring for another iPhone whatever when it's time to get a new cell? Why not get a just get a Galaxy or a PC or something and finally cut the cord? What have they done to me?
|"All Apple devices are coated with a water-soluble form of meth, which you|
absorb through the skin just by touching them. In fact, while I've been
speaking you've become hopelessly addicted to our products."
Boise, Idaho Apple Store
|Hey Apple, all kidding aside, |
do you guys take blood?