|Any time you wanna say 'just kidding' would be fine by me...|
|See what he did there? Stink? |
Man, I bet he got his doctorate
in wit and sparkling word play.
"It's a whimsical way of raising a protest. There's a lot of things that stink about this whole Democratic primary process."
-Dr. Walter H. Tsou, elevating the discourse
|"Hey, that guy's ass has a good point,|
whatta ya say call a roll call count!"
-The DNC. probably
Ok, so a fart-in that's cool, whatever, but now would be a great time to come together as a party, you know? I just hope that after they have their stupid protest, Tsou and his fans are planning to like, vote for Clinton. Because no matter how valid Dr. Tsou's point about ridiculousness of the super-delegate system is, no amount of being able to say 'told ya so' is worth four years of President Goddamn Trump.
|Or hey, here's a better idea: why don't they go fart-up the Republican Convention|
and then, and I can't stress this enough, come back and vote for Clinton.