|Holy shit, video games are to blame? Well that was easy. |
Our national epidemic of violence: solved. Thanks Ed Schultz!
|Above: Fan-favorite Pikachu and the|
cruel master who imprisons him and
forces him to fight for money and fame.
|Yes, that's $99.99 of money.|
Because people are kind of ridiculous
and Nintendo know this about us.
|Fun Fact: it also makes your|
friends hate you. Haaaate you.
Look, I'm not saying it isn't great we're getting out of the house more, I'm just suggesting that we give it a few weeks before recommending a game that encourages people to stare at their screens while walking perilously close to traffic as an alternative therapy.
|"Pokémon? Sure, if the people on Twitter |
say it works, who am I to question it?"