|He's had a rough couple of days...|
|Although unlike real voting there's no|
electoral college involved, so your vote
actually counts. Like, mathematically.
|You see, Kirk rhymes with jerk,|
so it's like, you know, wordplay.
"Claims night event in Florida means he can't 'beam up' to L.A. in Time"
"Captain Kirk did transport himself to Los Angeles on Sunday...but did not make it to the ceremony...would have needed to hit warp speed."
"(fans) thought it highly illogical the 83-year-old actor did not hustle back..."
|The ship was fake, but those pecs?|
Pure Shatner. Fact.
Oh, and just so we're clear, I'm not leaping to the defense of William Shatner just because I'm a huge nerd. I am, for obvious reasons, a Picard-guy, but seriously, maybe we should keep our opinions to ourselves on this one.
|"As the Tamarians say: 'the river Temarc, in winter.'|
Which, roughly translated, means shut the hell up."
-Captain Jean-Luc Picard,
demonstrating his awesome
|Is that good?|