|"Suck it Robert! I just pwned your ass! The kids still say that, right?"|
|What are these people doing?|
Haven't they heard of Skyrim?
So why do I care about Tomodachi Life? Well, I don't. See that? That was a twist.
|You can even make your character chase a bowl |
of cornflakes around a table because Japan.
|Super Mario Bros, or as it is known|
in the Mushroom Confederacy,
'The War of Plumber Aggression.'
|Pictured: Captain Shepard from Mass Effect 3.|
Not pictured: all the hot gay space captain sex you can totally
have while playing as Shepard in Mass Effect 3.