|Above: Mitch McConnell demonstrating responsible gun ownership|
by waving a rifle over his head in a packed auditorium. Because 'merica.
|He's not threatening you, that's|
just how Republicans say hello.
|Although he could probably do it. |
I heard Senator Reid can bench like 280.
I know that one of the core tenets of the GOP platform is an irrational devotion to a subjective interpretation of an amendment written at a time when guns had all the accuracy of autocorrect, but you'd think that they'd recognize just how crazy the visual of Mitch McConnell recklessly brandishing a deadly weapon to glam rock really makes them all look.
|Besides, I'd be much more concerned about the Third Amendment.|
I mean, the goddamn Redcoats can stay at the Radisson for all I care.
|Jon Bon Jovi: noted recording artist,|
supporter of the DNC, and living person.
*Just so nobody freaks out, Jon Bon Jovi is totally not dead. Although were he dead, he would be spinning like a rotisserie chicken. While not officially a member of the Democratic Party, he did campaign for both John Kerry and Barack Obama. So the CPAC's choice of sound track is a little like Nancy Pelosi campaigning to something by Ted Nugent.