|"He was a bold man who first ate an oyster."|
-Jonathan Swift, the guy who
once suggested we eat babies
|We hear about white history all the time, we |
just call it history. That's kind of the problem.
|Inside it says 'Look on the bright side, at |
least you can eat whatever you want.' And
there's a number for crisis councilor.
So c'mon, let's all give February a break, it's already the shortest month. It's almost like the ancient Romans who came up with it just wanted it to be over with as quickly as possible. The least we can do is pronounce each and every letter in full, or if you can't bring yourself to do that, at least stop looking at me like I'm some kind of pronunciation fascist just because I pronounce a letter that's actually in the word. I mean, seriously.
|"The sooner it's March, the sooner we can all stab Ceasar."|
-Marcus Tullius Cicero