Why are Birthers even still a thing?

"I am so getting you pregnant tonight."

-Trump to Romney

I love Donald Trump. I mean, I loathe everything he stands for: his politics, his hair, his fake-ass religion, but I absolutely love the fact that he's Republican (it's official) Presidential Nominee Mitt Romney's BFF. Why is that so amazing? Because he's a Birther and no one in the GOP seems to mind. Yeah, it's 2012 and Donald Trump is still looking for the secret evidence that President Obama was born in some other country and Republicans desperate to lock up the 'ignorant racist' vote have yet to show him the door.

"Suck on the improved job market losers!"

-President Obama

Birthers, if you recall, are the xenophobic, racist loonies who subscribe to the cockamamie theory that the Liberal Media in concert with Democratic leaders, Al Queda, the State of Hawaii and Cobra (why not?) concocted a massive national conspiracy designed to trick the American public into electing President Barack Obama so he could bring us to our knees with health care and moderate foreign policy. And yes, 4 years and two (long and short-forms) birth certificates later they still get a mic with which to express their crazy.

Check out this amazing clip of a phone interview in which in a moment of omega-level irony a man with the name 'Wolf Blitzer' tells Donald Trump that he's beginning-BEGINING-to look ridiculous when he espouses his Birther horseshit.

Wolf Blitzer is an appropriate name only if you look like this guy.