Two hundred twenty thousand, five hundred and seventy four dollars. Of money. That's how much Logic paid for a Pokémon card. Logic the rapper that is. Not reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity.
Pictured: Logic, seen here with a Pokémon card worth more than most people's homes. |
Nothing against Charizard either. Like, c'mon, he's adorable. |
Speaking of, Logic posted on Instagram about how when he was a kid he tried trading food stamps for Pokémon cards and how great it is that now, as an adult, he can enjoy this hobby. And that's super, but seriously two hundred and twenty grand? I mean, I don't want to tell him what to do with his vast fortune but uh, maybe buy some kids lunch?
Huh...I guess I actually do want to tell him what to do with his vast fortune. |
Are we seriously saying that there's no middle ground between Karl Marx and $220 million Charizard cards? |
I'm not saying that we should go and storm Jeff Bezos' house and redistribute the wealth or anything. All I'm suggesting is that the reason money exists, like, the reason the government prints it, is so that we don't have to trade goats and children for goods and services. It's not there so a few people can live in abject and appalling luxury while the rest of have to set up GoFundMe's every time we need surgery.
Although while we're on the subject, could we storm Jeff Bezos' house and redistribute the wealth? |
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