|"Whoa, the President isn't a fascist. |
Ok? Right-wing, authoritarian and
nationalistic, sure, but not a fascist."
-The Press Secretary
|America: Where anyone, regardless of|
race, creed or color can pay way too
much for wireless iPhone earbuds.
"Such a great country that allows you to be here."
-Sean Spicer, outdoing even himself
|"You know, she should be thanking me|
that I didn't have her sent back to...where'd
she say she was from? Ma-N'hat-tan?"
Again, an angry and stammering explanation is certainly forthcoming, and I'm sure we're the jerks for assuming his innocent threat was a racist innocent threat. And while the incident is on video, it's not like photographic evidence has ever stopped him before.
|Above: Trump's inauguration, the single most attended |
event in all of human history. Yes it was. Shut up.