|Above: the human batteries the machines were using to power their |
simulation so that the human batteries wouldn't know they were in a
simulation and being used as human batteries. (source: illogical plots)
|Above: assorted hats, perfect for |
holding onto in moments of surprise.
|It would explain a few things.|
|In my defense, it's not nearly|
as good as you remember.
|Above: So this, but with reality.|
Look, I'm not trying to sound all pro-alien overlord here, I'm just saying that on the off chance that Simulation Hypothesis fans are right and all of this is just running in someone's Xbox, maybe we shouldn't poke at the source code, you know?
|For those keeping score, Silicon Valley's tech industry has not only made the |
Bay Area completely unaffordable, it now threatens reality as we know it. Way to go.