|Holy shit does this man|
love to talk about gay sex.
"You know, those who are homosexual will die out because they don't reproduce, you know you have to have heterosexual sex to reproduce."
clearing a few things up
|Above: Great herds of homosexuals once roamed the plains of North America,|
but are today, due to their inability to reproduce, rarely seen outside of parade routes.
|"You're a poofster, Harry."|
-Hagrid in Harry Potter and
the Douchey Televangelist
Wai-wah? What does this woman's impending spinsterism have to do with gay people? Nothing. But that didn't stop Robertson from taking the opportunity to throw an elbow at gays, lesbians and the many straight people who, for whatever reason, either don't choose to or can't have children. What a dick. Also, doesn't he realize that that's not how human sexual orientation works? Like, gay people don't necessarily come from a long line of gay people. It's not like wizards.
Robertson does go on to suggest that this woman should run screaming from her creepy, sexless, religious cult, which is a startlingly reasonable suggestion coming from a man whose usual advice to women is to just shut up.
|"Oh, don't get me wrong, I still think Crystal should still shut up, |
but she should do so at a church that holds mixers."
sounding more like himself