Is he holding their families hostage or are they just dumb and racist? Both? |
Coincidentally, the President has named his fists Corruption (right) and Graft (left). |
The District of Columbia and Maryland are arguing that, you know, he's in direct violation of constitutional law. The President however is making the counter argument that laws are dumb and that he has unlimited power.
Pictured: President Trump, seen here electrocuting his political opponents with dark force lightning while shrieking about his unlimited power. |
"What? All I'm saying is that the President's power is total and he's above the law just like the founding fathers intended. " |
According to one of the President's many and I'm sure, overworked personal lawyers:
"We disagree with the decision of the Fourth Circuit. This case is another example of Presidential harassment. We will be seeking review at the Supreme Court."
-Jay Sekulow, the hollowed
out shell of a lawyer
Above: just some of the many women for whom Presidential Harassment means something else entirely. |
For those keeping score, he's taking about appealing to the Supreme Court. You know, the same one to which Trump has appointed two members. For life. So you know, that's cool, I'm sure justice will be, you know, whatever. Also, I should point out his use of the phrase "presidential harassment." It's something Republicans made up recently to describe Donald Trump being held accountable for crimes, and shouldn't be confused with the twenty-five separate accusations of sexual harassment brought against the President.
Ok, what happens now? Probably nothing. If the aforementioned Supreme Court throws out the appeal, then sure, the case might move forward, but when it comes to the law, Trump's track record so far has been pretty foot-draggy and openly defiant. Hey, remember when when crimes were illegal? That was great.
Pictured: Trump International in Washington D.C, seen here violating the emoluments clause. |
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