Michele Bachmann goes both ways...

...in her opinion of gay people. What did you think I meant? Check out this amazing video wherein she stares glassily at David Gregory as together they listen to clips of her from the EdWatch National Education Conference saying how gay people lead sad lives, and that being gay is basically the same thing as satanic bondage. 

I'm surprised she didn't try to work Hitler and socialism into her line of bullshit.

"Judge not lest ye be an omnipotent
super-being with god-like powers."

-Judge Q

So when Gregory asks her how she thinks gay people might feel about her judgmental rantings, she responds that she's 'no one's judge' and that all anyone should care about is that she's 'running for the Presidency.' After all, she doesn't hate gay people, she just sees gays as having a sexual dysfunction that makes them unfit to be parents or have equal rights under the law, what's judgy about that? It's like if I call Congresswoman Bachmann a homophobic harpy with dead eyes and a medieval worldview, it would be cool because, uh I'm running for the Presidency and stuff..

"Blessed is he who supports low
corporate tax rates and gun-ownership."

-Jesus

Anyway, if you're like me, you were probably wondering how her bigoted, unscientific ramblings went unchallenged by the audience in attendance at a National Education Conference. Well, the thing is that this was 2004 EdWatch National Education Conference. The now defunct EdWatch was an organization dedicated to ensuring that schools teach 'the Judeo-Christian worldview' which sounds slightly less racist than 'conservative white-people history.' Really, she could have stood up there and asked the attendees to help her take Jerusalem back from the Turks and they'd have been all for it.

Above: the 2008 EdWatch Conference. The hot topic that year:
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